I need a blonde joke bad. here's mine can you give me some?

1)a brunnette says hey look a dead bird and the blonde looks up in the sky and says where? 2)a blonde was driving to disneyland and saw a sign disneyland left,she started crying and whent home. 3)a blonde opened a cheerio box and said OMG DONUT SEEDS! 4)a blonde was working at a banana factory but got fired because she threw out the bent ones. 5)a blonde fell on the ground and told everyone that she didn't fall she just attacked the ground. 6)a blond walks to her mailbox saying my laptop told me i had mail. 7)a blonde escaped from jail and dyed her hair and when the police showed up at her house and showed a pic she said DUH THATS ME!