Are These Good Ways To Annoy People?

Name Your Dog "Dog". Ask everyone what gender they are. Ask the waiter if you can get an extra seat for your imaginary friend. Moo occasionally every day. Announce to everyone you have new socks. Keep asking the same person to guess what color your underwear is. If someone asks you your favorite color say "Thirteen". Constantly ask someone what the number for 911 is. Constantly ask someone what "the" means.